忧伤浪漫的女权主义（Yadikar）
编剧：海岛
献给Mana（请给我的谷歌博客写信）
你知道摩洛哥么？你知道“卡萨布兰卡”么？它是1944年的奥斯卡奖影片。据说贝蒂·希金斯在70年代看了这部电影而创作了名曲“卡萨布兰卡”。更为有趣的是，Bertie Higgins（贝特·希金斯）说：“我为以前的女友，现在的妻子，写了这首歌。记得那是1982年，我和女友一起看了《卡萨布兰卡》，于是我写了这首歌，献给女友，她非常感动，就答应了我的求婚，成为了我现在的妻子。
2024年，卡萨布兰卡城市，一辆红色捷豹跑车驶过老住宅区、新住宅区、抵达了中间刚开发的一个移民区。因为这还是一个新开发的区域，所以建筑物总是一片空旷，一片密集的，但是已经有了诸如捷豹跑车公司，马蒂尼埃图书公司，希尔顿酒店，戴尔公司……
不久后，这辆捷豹跑车停在一条飞机场般平坦的公路边。
车门开启，迈出一条修长纤细的小腿，浅棕色靴子，纯白色袜子，现出一名浑身白衫，却衣着玲珑，身材曲线极美的少女。顿时，宇宙转动，夕阳为她降落了，光线为她害羞了……Mok与她的女友一起，婀娜多姿地走向面前这家名为“枪械天堂”的大酒店。当身穿阿拉伯古代服装的门卫辨认出了她，顿时失声尖叫道：“哦，天哪，这不是我们摩洛哥最有名的女歌手，Mok女士么？”
Mok微微一笑，与女友一起进入豪华酒店。
据说，这家“枪械天堂”是一名犹太人开的酒店。他名叫瑞伊斯，慈眉善目，长相俊朗，经常戴一顶黑色尖顶帽，像个商人一样戴着金丝眼镜。但他的酒馆却具有埃及风格，马穆鲁克式地毯，阿拉伯数字墙壁，欧式吊灯，古老的餐桌，和形形色色的时髦青年在此聚会，品尝一种瑞伊斯独创的海鲜烧烤。即任何鱼虾螃蟹都是活的，但又是刚刚死的，据酒店老板说，他采用了一种化学液体，能令动物一秒速死。这种具有品德的烧烤方式，无疑令他的顾客更多。而在餐馆尽头，一面具有金属质地风格的角落，仍然是那名有一双忧伤眼睛的神秘青年在弹奏伽倻琴。
Mok与她的女友选择一个灯光比较黑暗的角落入座了。墙边伫立的服侍生刚要拿着菜单过来。瑞伊斯刚好走出走廊，发现了对面刚刚入座的Mok两人。他神色一怔，若有所思，之后就走到琴师身侧，对他轻声说：“请给我弹奏那首Yadikar，是Retim的。对了，你还要演唱。”
琴师点了点头，没有问为什么，就开始弹奏这曲阿拉伯歌曲“Yadikar”了。
随着这首“Yadikar”的伴奏悠悠响起，琴师忧伤的眼睛注视吊灯，以他纯洁沙哑的声音唱起了歌词：Khodny being aydeek Wa dinia omolo fi sahab Elbi being aydeek Adalak elbi elfi bab Alumli being……
现场所有顾客都止了声，就连螃蟹上的筷子也没了声音，都在聆听这首忧伤浪漫的男低音。
等歌唱完后，所有顾客都鼓掌。
这时，瑞伊斯才迈着优美的脚步，来到Mok跟前，向她微微一笑，礼貌地说：“尊敬的Mok女士，我可以坐下么？”
“当然，你是这家酒店的老板。”Mok说，眼神略感吃惊。
“呵呵……”瑞伊斯慢悠悠坐下，眼神暧昧，却严肃的说：“Mok你是女权主义者，这从你经常光临我的餐厅就可看出。众所周知，我这餐厅是醉翁之意不在酒，卖一些烧烤，葡萄酒，赚不了多少零花钱。我真正的生意，是在这里出售枪支，像步枪、猎枪这些长管武器，这样女人就和男人平等了，不再浪费时间，锻炼肌肉了，可以将注意力转到学习计算机上了。试想一下吧，在枪支合法之前，女人害怕男人，遇到心仪的男人却沉默，反而经常被一群流氓骚扰，越是漂亮的女人骚扰者越多，结果是优秀的女人与优秀的男人互相错过，彼此为一场真诚的爱情付出巨大的社会代价。自从我在这里开了这家“枪械天堂”，你看生意多好，都是些女孩，她们年轻貌美，理应持枪追寻自己的爱情。但是，就在上一个星期，我们的卡萨布兰卡市长，下令要我关闭这家店了，说是只许我售卖海鲜烧烤……”
“你为什么对我说这些？”Mok奇怪的问。
“呵呵……因为我知道你有个叔父是Molg家族游戏公司的董事长，他与以色列军方关系很好，像盾与剑，所以由你出面，我就可以继续经营这种网络游戏式的餐馆，而不至于以后要靠卖烧烤谋生。”瑞伊斯最后说。
Sad and romantic feminism (Yadikar)
Writer: Haidao
Dedicated to Mana (please write to my Google blog)
Do you know Morocco? Do you know "Casablanca"? It is an Oscar-winning film in 1944. It is said that Betie Higgins wrote the famous song "Casablanca" after watching this movie in the 1970s. What's more interesting is that Bertie Higgins said: "I wrote this song for my former girlfriend, now my wife. I remember that it was in 1982. My girlfriend and I watched "Casablanca" together, so I wrote this song and dedicated it to my girlfriend. She was very moved and agreed to my proposal and became my current wife.
In 2024, in the city of Casablanca, a red Jaguar sports car drove through the old residential area, the new residential area, and arrived at a newly developed immigrant area in the middle. Because this is still a newly developed area, the buildings are always empty and dense, but there are already companies such as Jaguar Sports Car Company, Martini Book Company, Hilton Hotel, Dell...
Soon after, the Jaguar sports car stopped at a road as flat as an airport.
The car door opened, and a slender leg stepped out, light brown boots, pure white socks, and a girl dressed in white, but with exquisite clothes and beautiful curves. Suddenly, the universe turned, the sunset landed for her, and the light was shy for her...Mok and her girlfriend walked gracefully towards the hotel called "Gun Paradise" in front of them. When the guard in ancient Arabic costume recognized her, he screamed: "Oh, my God, isn't this our most famous female singer in Morocco, Ms. Mok? "Mok smiled and entered the luxury hotel with his girlfriend. It is said that this "gun paradise" is a hotel opened by a Jew. His name is Ruis, he has kind eyes and handsome appearance, often wears a black pointed hat and gold-rimmed glasses like a businessman. But his tavern has Egyptian style, Mamluk carpets, Arabic numeral walls, European chandeliers, ancient dining tables, and all kinds of fashionable young people gather here to taste a seafood barbecue created by Ruis. That is, all fish, shrimps and crabs are alive, but they have just died. According to the hotel owner, he used a chemical liquid that can The animal will die in one second. This kind of ethical barbecue method undoubtedly attracts more customers. At the end of the restaurant, in a metallic corner, the mysterious young man with sad eyes is still playing the gayageum.
Mok and his girlfriend chose a darker corner to sit down. The waiter standing by the wall was about to bring the menu over. Ruis just walked out of the corridor and found Mok and his girlfriend who had just sat down opposite. He was stunned and thought about something, then walked to the side of the musician and whispered to him, "Please play the song Yadikar for me, which is by Retim. By the way, you have to sing it too. ”
The musician nodded, and without asking why, he began to play the Arabic song "Yadikar".
As the accompaniment of "Yadikar" sounded, the musician looked at the chandelier with sad eyes, and sang the lyrics in his pure and hoarse voice: Khodny being aydeek Wa dinia omolo fi sahab Elbi being aydeek Adalak elbi elfi bab Alumli being......
All the customers at the scene stopped talking, even the chopsticks on the crabs were silent, listening to this sad and romantic bass.
When the song was finished, all the customers applauded.
At this time, Reis walked gracefully to Mok, smiled at her, and said politely: "Dear Ms. Mok, can I sit down?"
"Of course, you are the owner of this hotel. "Mok said, with a slightly surprised look in his eyes.
"Hehe..." Ruis sat down slowly, with ambiguous eyes, but said seriously: "Mok, you are a feminist, which can be seen from your frequent visits to my restaurant. As everyone knows, my restaurant is not for the sake of wine. I sell some barbecue and wine, and I can't make much pocket money. My real business is to sell guns here, such as rifles, shotguns and other long-barreled weapons, so that women are equal to men, no longer waste time, exercise muscles, and can turn their attention to learning computers. Just imagine, before guns were legalized, women were afraid of men, and they were silent when they met the men they liked. Instead, they were often harassed by a group of hooligans. The more beautiful the women were, the more harassers they had. As a result, excellent women and excellent men missed each other, and each paid a huge social price for a sincere love. Since I opened this "gun paradise" here, you can see how good the business is. They are all girls. They are young and beautiful, and they should pursue their love with guns. But just last week, our mayor of Casablanca ordered me to close this store, saying that I can only sell seafood barbecue..." "Why do you tell me this?" Mok asked curiously. "Hehe... Because I know that your uncle is the chairman of the Xierduen family game company, and he has a good relationship with the Israeli military, like Shield and Sword, so with you, I can continue to run this online game-style restaurant, and I don’t have to make a living by selling barbecue in the future." Ruis said finally.
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