天才
编剧：海岛
献给克莉丝汀·斯图尔特
记住，是每次。
但为何说某个球队，而不说是某个国家队？
因为K是自由的，他从不专属某个国家队，也不专属某个球队。他只是今天加入这个球队踢一场，明天换个球队再踢一场。像这种球员，真难想象会有球队接受他。可是相反，任何球队都欢迎K，欢迎K属于自己球队，哪怕仅仅一次，因为K是每踢任何球赛都是包赢的。
试想一下，世界杯，黄金做的，有这么大的诱惑，那还有什么球队会拒绝K这种绝对赢的球员呢！
现在说说这次的世界杯吧，像是古罗马的竞技场，除了赛场里的球员，四周观众人山人海，座无虚席，人们呼喝的声音此起彼伏，像是浪潮，就连电视机前的观众也很兴奋，所有的球迷都在呐喊，像大猩猩拍打胸脯一样，为了求偶，表达兴奋。某某赌场，某某彩票，均有那么多热情的人们参与。尽管人们都知道第一名绝对是K的球队，世界杯绝对被K拿走。但还可以猜赌第二名呀……于是各个国家的人民均兴奋的为自己国家的球队鼓气加油，只为获得第二名。
好了，现场直播，就说说为什么K踢足球每次包赢吧。
球场里，你首先会看到诸多身穿球衣的队友，以及裁判拿着口哨走来走去……忽然，K出现了，你立刻就能辨认出他来，倒不是他的相貌很帅，五官端正，十分有辨识度，而是他的踢球姿势。只见他昂着头颅，仰望天空，笔直的身体，跑步的速度像头豹子。他一边仰望天空，一边奔跑，只一靠近足球，就好像他的双脚长有眼睛，就那么一勾，就把别人腿下的足球抢了过来，然后他继续看着天空，双脚却像灵巧的手，足球一到他脚下，就好比两块磁石，无论别人怎么抢夺他的球，他的足球始终黏着不会离开。这种局面，无论是罗纳尔多还是贝克汉姆，均无法抢夺到他脚下的球。或者，是十个球员集体围拢上来，也抢不走他脚下的球。
K就这么昂着头，看着天，快速的踢着球跑至球门前，然后做出一个劲射的动作，漂亮的，就这么将足球射入球门。
观众们全都打着哈欠，既不会鼓掌，也不会喊叫，K的队友也不会疯狂的跑来跑去的激动庆贺。因为只要是K踢球，就绝对会进球，每场都一样，既然如此，人们早就预料到了，那么还怎么会让人激动呢？
所以，人们几乎对这场比赛毫无兴趣，而是猜想，下一轮比赛后会是哪个国家获得第二名。
只有熟识K的人，或在某个生活环境看见K生活的人，才知道K不仅踢球是个神话，他人更是古怪，因为他无论吃饭，走路，睡觉，还是小便，都是一边踢着足球一边干的。与K生活在一个城市的人，甚至天天都能见到K踢着足球跑在街上，也能一眼就认出K的长相，因为像K这种具有辨识度的容貌，跑步的气质，以及任何时刻都踢球的行为，世界就只此一个……
这就是天才。
Genius
Writer: Island
Dedicated to Kristen Stewart
The World Cup is here. Everyone is talking about which country will win the Silver Ball this time? As for the first place, the Golden Ball, it goes without saying that it may not necessarily be a certain team that K belongs to. Audiences, whether they are in their teens or eighties, all know one thing, that the first place in every World Cup must be won by the team that K belongs to. For example, there is an eighty-year-old fan. When he watched the World Cup as a child, he saw K playing football, and then K won the World Cup. His teammates and he surrounded the 18K gold World Cup and laughed together in front of the camera. When this audience grows up a little, four years later, he will watch the World Cup on TV again, and he will still see K, and see K win the World Cup again. Four years later, K won the World Cup again. This cycle repeats over and over again, until he is eighty years old, every time the World Cup is played, he will see K win the World Cup.
Remember, it is every time.
But why say a certain team, not a certain national team?
Because K is free, he never belongs to a certain national team, nor to a certain team. He just joins this team to play one game today, and changes to another team to play another game tomorrow. It's hard to imagine that there will be any team that will accept such a player. But on the contrary, any team welcomes K, welcomes K to their team, even just once, because K is guaranteed to win every game he plays.
Imagine that the World Cup is made of gold, with such a great temptation, then what team would refuse a player like K who is sure to win!
Now let's talk about this World Cup, like the ancient Roman Colosseum, in addition to the players in the stadium, there are crowds of spectators around, and the seats are full. The voices of people shouting are like waves, and even the audience in front of the TV are very excited. All the fans are shouting, like gorillas beating their chests, in order to court and express excitement. So-and-so casinos and so-and-so lotteries all have so many enthusiastic people participating. Although people know that the first place is definitely K's team, and the World Cup will definitely be won by K. But you can still guess the second place... So people from all countries are excited to cheer for their own country's team, just to get the second place.
Okay, live broadcast, let's talk about why K always wins when playing football.
In the stadium, you will first see many teammates wearing jerseys and referees walking around with whistles... Suddenly, K appears, and you can recognize him immediately, not because of his handsome appearance, regular features, and very recognizable, but his kicking posture. He raised his head, looked up at the sky, and ran as fast as a leopard. He looked up at the sky while running. As soon as he got close to the football, it was as if his feet had eyes. With just a hook, he snatched the football from under someone else's legs. Then he continued to look at the sky, but his feet were like dexterous hands. Once the football was under his feet, it was like two magnets. No matter how others tried to snatch his ball, his football would always stick to it and would not leave. In this situation, neither Ronaldo nor Beckham could snatch the ball under his feet. Or, even if ten players gathered together, they could not snatch the ball from his feet.
K just raised his head, looked at the sky, kicked the ball quickly and ran to the goal, then made a powerful shot, and beautifully shot the ball into the goal.
The audience all yawned, neither clapping nor shouting, and K's teammates did not run around excitedly to celebrate. Because as long as K kicked the ball, he would definitely score a goal, every game was the same. If so, people had already expected it, so how could people be excited?
Therefore, people had almost no interest in this game, but instead guessed which country would get the second place after the next round of games.
Only those who were familiar with K, or those who saw K's life in a certain living environment, knew that K was not only a myth in playing football, but also a weird person, because he would eat, walk, sleep, or urinate while kicking the football. People who live in the same city as K can even see K running on the street playing football every day, and can recognize K's appearance at a glance, because K's recognizable appearance, running temperament, and the behavior of playing football at any time are the only one in the world... This is genius.
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