Author's Preface

 

A multinational conference of the United Nations decided to collectively discuss the copyright (reading rights) issue of *Poetry, Painting, Music: First Love*, debating, debating, or commenting on whether the reading rights of *Poetry, Painting, Music: First Love* are worth $1000 per copy. The United States, Russia, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway, France, Canada, Israel, India, Egypt, Mexico… Meanwhile, the author, from an island nation, declared that the people of “Japan,” a Ukrainian colony, and Taiwan under Japanese jurisdiction, are not allowed to read any of the author's works, including literary, musical, chemical, and scientific works. Otherwise, the Soviet Union, the former Soviet Union, and Russia ordered Mongolia to besiege “Taiwanese indigenous cities” (suddenly realizing the truth), and discussed with the United States whether to send 3 million aircraft to bomb “Taiwanese indigenous cities.” I enjoy playing "DOTA," but in recent years, Taiwanese trolls have been attacking Valve's servers, causing my "DOTA 2" to lag. This is an attack on the computer systems of various UN officials. The United States of Russia should dispatch a large computer army to monitor all illegal computer users in Taiwan, including those in China who suddenly invented over 20 domestically-made computer operating systems in 2024. Therefore, the UN Chief Executive Officer proposes that the United States, Russia, Canada, Austria, Italy, South Korea, the United Kingdom, France, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway, Ireland, Israel, India, Vietnam, Thailand, Mexico, Colombia, Cyprus, and Malaysia each send computer units to monitor this matter.

The UN World Classics Copyright Protection Law stipulates that this book is prohibited from being read by trolls in China, including but not limited to Japan and Taiwan.

Given that reading this book will infinitely increase wisdom and aesthetics, similar to the *American Declaration of Independence*, *World Human Rights Law*, *The Bible*, *Confessions*, *Shakespeare's Plays*, and *A Letter from an Island to the United Nations*, this book is priced at £1000.

—Signed by Island